New boxes from Musgrave Pencil. These pencils used to be packaged in plastic bags. ✏ Shiny.

“And from where does your knowledge come?”
“From my teachers and the days I have lived.”
— “Kung Fu” TV series

“You learn to trust people, but doesn’t it hurt you?”
“And you, not trusting, are you not hurt more?”
— “Kung Fu” TV series

Local store low on spices. Whatever happened to “the spice must flow”?

Radio Free Signal Station

“There’s no moral to the story. It’s just a bunch of stuff that happened.”

– Homer Simpson

From phew … to ew … to phew. 😓 🏈 🟪

From the newsletter of a malware prevention company, about a new bug:

”… a flaw in some computer software is causing it to turn back time to the early 2000s.”

They don’t understand that some of us enjoy taking this literally.

“Fear is the enemy…. Do what must be done with a docile heart.”

– Master Po, “Kung Fu” TV series

“You are never alone in Fauxgypt,“ the guide said, “because you are not really here either.“ #baronmunchausenspassporte